The Spark
I am 70% best friend, 57% slutty, 31% gay, 45% pure and 36% lazy. Also, my IQ is 131, which is five points *lower* than it was in grade school. Sad, that. But no matter, 'cause there's something better than the quizzes: The Fat Project. File it under "Science."

Cruel Site of the Day
They bill themselves as "The world wide web's bitter aftertaste." Never have truer words been spoken.

Dreamhost
Know nothing about nothing when it comes to putting yourself on the www? Yeah, me neither. Dreamhost is the shiznit. Cheap plans. Incredible support. And, um, if you say 'gwa' referred you, I gets paid the cash money.