Just
a Kiss
09
Yes, that's a 9 out of 100. I cannot convey to you how completely
irritating this movie is. Right from the get-go, too: The opening
credits employed this hyperkinetic, extremely annoying gimmick
of mixing animation with film. It was as if the director saw "Waking
Life" and said to himself, "Oh man, I could do that...
but I bet I could do it SO MUCH WORSE!" I was literally praying
that it wasn't going to continue throughout the film, but of course,
it did. Don't be swayed by the fact that Marisa Tomei's in it.
The acting sucks. It's just incredibly cheesy, like something
you'd see on The Movie Channel after stumbling home drunk at 3
a.m.
Here's
what passed for comedy: A sad sap of a guy stands in the airport
at the ticket counter. His life is going down the drain. He looks
up at the departure screen. Oh wait! It's blinking!
"Now
boarding for Loserville."
Har
har har.