The
Ring 62
I heart scary movies. I really, really do. All I can figure is,
since I'm not wont to skydive or ride on rollercoasters or go
to haunted houses, scary movies are it for me... the only preapproved
way to get my adrenaline going.
Alas,
this one's not scary enough. Okay, Tim did shriek "WHOA!"
way too loudly at one point. And his legs did jerk straight
out in front of him a little later. 'Course, I wouldn't know anything
about that. I was all like, whatever, dude. ::yawn::
(It's
my website. I can lie if I want to.)
What
I'm trying to say is, it was full of cheap thrills the
jump-out-and-startle-you kind of scary, rather than the quietly-and-deeply-creepy
kind of scary, a la "Blair Witch." It's stylish as all
get out, though. I dug the stallion on the ferry scene, as well
as the Mark Romanek homage at the heart of the movie.