10.02.02
Here goes nothin.'
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Why you should never take photographs while nude.

'Ello, I'm Kathleen. I'll be doing the writing 'round here. You'd think, this being my first entry and all, I'd have some clever thought about which to pontificate. Please. I've done nothing for months. Unemployment is making me dumb. I took an IQ test the other day, and my IQ is now five points *lower* than it was in grade school. Grade school!

Things I have done whilst on the dole:

1) I have obsessively counted my money. I do this in order to answer the eternal question, "If I never worked another day after today, how long could I live?" This involves a lot of math — which, in and of itself, gives me hope. I could always find a job, you know, adding things.

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