2) I have also watched daytime TLC over and over and over. You know all the "A ________ Story" shows? I'm talking about "A Wedding Story," "A Personal Story," "A Makeover Story," etc. Here's where it all falls apart for me: I'm seriously bothered by the fact that the shows aren't in order. Why doesn't the schedule go Personal, Makeover, Dating, Wedding, then Baby? I mean, you just *know* that the big tacos at The Learning Channel would love to imply that only after you have plastic surgery and a makeover could you ever possibly hope to date, get married and breed. But that's not even close to the scheduling order. In fact, "A Baby Story" quite clearly comes before "A Wedding Story." I wonder if the Religious Right is aware of this.

By the way, I would be thrilled if they dropped "A Baby Story" altogether. That show rots. C'mon, TLC. Give us two plastic surgery shows instead.

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