I must've paused for a moment too long because she continued: "You know, it's right behind the Dunkin' Donuts!"

Oh. *Now* I feel better.

Like she said, I was able to pick a time, any time. And so I did: Middle of next week. Let's just say I'm hoping like mad I'll be back to normal long before then. And if not, well, maybe I'll get a mullet and a chocolate glazed afterwards.

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